out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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