when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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