strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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