Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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