You're completely useless in the revolution.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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