I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
