David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
we should paint friendship bongs
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