oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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