I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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