What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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