I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
