ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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