Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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