u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Damn victory sex feels great
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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