She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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