Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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