I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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