This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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