so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
