You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
