You work out of a Hotel?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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