i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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