You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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