lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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