I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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