she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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