Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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