You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
the raccoons are back...
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