so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We had to coat check the pizza.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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