I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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