STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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