do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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