i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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