But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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