Sry I called you an 8
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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