How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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