he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
BRING THE BAGELS
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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