I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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