for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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