Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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