Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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