Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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