i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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