I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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