Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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