Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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