yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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