amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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