brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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