last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Semen is not good for contacts.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Randomize
