Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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