they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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