Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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