she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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