Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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