I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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