Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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