I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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